Tuesday, April 27, 2010

oh Eun-Sun # 1


KATMANDU, Nepal - A South Korean mountaineer became the first woman to scale the world's 14 highest mountains, crawling on all fours Tuesday as she reached the last summit.

Oh Eun-sun, 44, arrived at the final, steep stretch of Annapurna in the Himalayas 13 hours after she left the last camp to beat a Spanish rival to the record. Her feat was broadcast live in South Korea by KBS television.

At the top, she pulled out a South Korean flag, waved, and then wept before throwing up her arms and shouting, "Victory!"


Victoryyy!!!! Fuck Yeah!!!! The Sun shined on Oh Eun-sun yesterday ladies and gentleman and I couldn't be more proud of the little giant. While i was crawling to my door step after the bar this litle warrior with a heart of Gold was crawling up the tallest damn mountain in the world with a whole nation on her back. Now i know what your thinking, tons of people have climbed this mountain its just another boring story. NO. WRONG. NOT JUST ANOTHER STORY. Scientific studies show that the average female South Korean is 4'2". She beat the record of the Spanish who have an average height of 5'9". Now if my calculations are correct with the height factor and the distance traveled to the top of the mountain. This South Korean BEAST would have to take 487,000 more steps than the spanish. Thats like going up the mountain and then running the Boston Marathon. Backwards. And its a potatoe sack race.Simply Astonishing. Add in the fact that Asian chicks have an extra clit muscle and im putting this broad on full on Betty alert baby.

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