[CALDON - APRIL 1, 2002] - It started out like any other day. Cookie and his owners, Jim and Sally Jones were walking in their local park when police swooped down and gave the Jones' a citation on Cookie.
According to a local ordinance all dogs in the park must be on a leash. Authorities were notified that a dog in the park was seen without a leash, the dog was Cookie.
Sally Jones, near tears, told the officers on the scene that Cookie was on a leash, showing the officers the leash and collar securely fashioned to one of Cookie's necks. The officers noted the leash only secured one side of Cookie and not the other.
Despite protests from Jim Jones the officers wrote up a citation stating "the dog was not in full control at all times", since Cookie could change directions with the unsecured head and neck.
The crowd, which had gathered, boo'd the officers as they continued to write up the citation against Cookie. One passerby noted, "Cookie is a great dog, two kids can pet him on the head[s] at the same time and he loves it."
Despite the support of the crowd Sally and Jim were told to take Cookie home and secure him properly next time they were out walking or they would be back to arrest Cookie.
Jim and Sally explained that two collars and leashes would have Cookie coming and going in too many directions and would make it unmanageable but the officers still didn't buy it.
The Jones plan to appeal the citation to the highest courts.
Jim and Sally Jones just don't get it do they. What you think you can just go around with your untamely freakshow dog running around all over the park without a leash on just because your a little different. No. You cant. You abide by the same rules as all the 1 headed dogs. Matter fact there should be some extra rules put in place for dogs with 2 heads just because we are not sure what the monstrosity is capable of yet. I mean have scientists even studied these things yet, i highly doubt it. The only reason I even heard of this mutant is from my dedication to freakshow friday and because classic shit like this just seems to fall into my lap from time to time. But all bullshit aside, if you have a 2 headed dog, you buy a 2 headed leash and strap it in, case closed. And im not talking about one of those weak retractable leases, im talking about the steel chain leashes used for a beast, because like i said before, theres not telling what these freaks might do.
P.S. - Do these people buy the dog with 2 heads already in place or does that second head just sprout up out of nowhere. Something to ponder.
Scrlln
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