Dirty, Grimmy, Almost way to fucked up jokes but it might get you through the day

What do white girls and bricks have in common?
---The both get laid by mexicans.

why do jews have big noses?
---air is free

What kind of file do you use to make a small hole larger
---A Pedophile

What does a 9 volt battery and a womans asshole have in common ??
---You know it's wrong but sooner or later you are going to touch it with your tongue!!


Why you should drink beer:

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."