We do it when we're tired, when we're bored or when we're hungry; parachutists have been seen to do it before a jump, and research has even suggested a link between yawning and sexual arousal.
But the exact causes and function of yawning remain a mystery, and one that until recently was surprisingly under-documented in the scientific world.
Now a French family doctor, Olivier Walusinski, has published what is billed as the first ever textbook on the subject, "The Mystery of Yawning in Physiology and Disease" — a collection of the latest research on this baffling and uncontrollable behavior.
The book will be followed up on June 24-25 with the First International Conference on Yawning in Paris, which will address issues such as the role of yawning as a brain-cooling mechanism and the hidden sexuality of the yawn.
"There are a number of theories, but there's no formal proof as yet of why we yawn," Walusinski told Reuters.
Borrrrrinngggggggg. I got a little bit of advice for Olivier Walusinski...If you don't have proof, don't write a fuckin book. How about you write a book about pure facts, like the fact that just hearing your geeky scientist name makes me yawn until my jaw hurts and I uncontrolably pass the fuck out on instant like im the insomniac from Deuce Bigelow. And what is this garbage about the "International Conference of Yawning" in Paris. They are going to discuss the hidden sexuality of he yawn eh? How about those French Frogs address the hidden sexuality of me sticking my schlong in their mouth so they shut the fuck up about their European nonsense. Eat a freedom fry you boring french fucks and stay out of my daily headlines.
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