China's Dwarf Zoo

To some, China's new little people theme park is a groundbreaking attraction -- a $115 million project where little people live, work and earn money together.

But to many others, it's little more than a human zoo... where little people are humiliated and kept apart from the rest of society.

"Putting all the little people together is a form of segregation and a sign of treating people differently," Gary Arnold, a spokesman for the Little People of America, told reporter David Moye.

For most little people, there's a fine line between the kinds of entertainment roles they're willing to accept... and the scenarios many of them consider to be exploitative. And for many, all-dwarf projects like the one in China fall into the latter.

The owner of the Chinese theme park, however, says his project gives jobs to 100 people who might have a hard time finding work.



It is politically correct to refer to them as little people so, I'm going to refer to them as dwarfs, midgets, and munchkins for the rest of this blog. Where should I start?
First of all, you can't stick all dwarfs in a park, those little guys can't survive without real people to take care of them. They're like little helpless babies, also so cute. Everyone knows midgets can never roam alone:

I guess I gotta check out the Chinese Munchkin Zoo before the end of the world on July 5th, Huh? I heard Snow White and the seven dwarfs are the main attraction. Who honestly thinks that shit is exploiting dwarfs? And who thinks I can get any more sarcastic?


Honestly, this is why I rant about China. Nothing about a midget theme park is okay. Nothing. China is FUUUUCKED. Chinese, communist punks, they're all blacklisted in my book.



Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get a stiffy. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UUUUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?!!" he asked. "I couldn't even get on the bed!!!"





PS- Is this considered child porn?



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