Thursday, April 22, 2010

Moby Dickhead




PROVINCETOWN, Mass. - A man canoeing in the ocean waters off Massachusetts has died after the vessel came in contact with one or more whales and capsized.

The accident occurred Wednesday morning in Cape Cod's Provincetown Harbor. A second man in the canoe survived.

The Coast Guard says a vessel owned by a local boat rental company pulled the men from the water, but paramedics were unable to revive one of them. The man's name was not immediately released.

The survivor told authorities that the 12-foot canoe came in contact with at least one whale that surfaced. Investigators believe it was a pod of pilot whales — or possibly dolphins.

The Cape and Islands District Attorney's office is investigating



I started reading this and said Damn dude you were attacked by a whale?!? Holy Shit!! and then i read faerther and theres a possibility it was dolphins. What a bunch of bullshit. 2 years ago i went whale watching with my family and I guarantee there is no damn way in hell you mistake a dolphin for a whale or vice versa. Thats like mixing up a stone and a boulder, a dodge neon and an 18 wheeler, or Megan Fox and this...



That shit just doesnt happen. Game Set Match.

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