"The Red Sox may be struggling, but don't worry -- there's something even better going on in Boston this weekend.
It's an attempt at history, and it has nothing to do with how many times David Ortiz will strike out this year. Fun-loving New Englanders will gather in Boston after the Run of the Charles Canoe and Kayak Race and attempt to set the record for "Most People Throwing Rubber Chickens at the Same Time."
Hate-in on the sox but ill go toss a chicken. Maybe toss up a couple salads of the hot under-age chicks running the chicken toss because they had to do community service for getting too drunk in high school. Badd Ass chicks. who knows maybe # 1 will show up with his giant cock, i mean chicken and slap it around a tid-bit. Maybe get arrested, spend a night in the drunk tank, maybe find a sexy cougar and pay her bail just for a blow job...but thats all if im not too hungover
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