The blogs have been slow I know, I have been busy. Shut Up. BUT beginning today is a new installment. It will be about courage, strength, the ability to persevere through life's struggles while maintaining the fact that you are a total bad ass and fuck shit up on your warpath through life, like a tiger shark destroying everything in its way, letting everyone in your way know you are the one in charge, the bad ass. It will be about someone that portrays all these attributes on a grand scale and does it well. Today's Bad Ass is, Barry Melrose.
The hair, the suits and the tell it like it is mentality of this man speaks volumes. He began his hockey career in 1974 with the Kamloops Chiefs of the WCHL playing a position only fitting for a free soul like his, Defenceman. In 1993 as a coach he took the LA Kings to a Stanley Cup final, but his loss to the Montreal Canadians has left him hungry for more and a thirst for life.
God I love it. I loved every part of the game. Ray is nailing 3's like their going out of style, KG is hitting shots all over the perimeter, Pierce has found his stroke, Rondo is MVP of the series, and Big Baby looked like a clutch player of the future sinking big shots in the 4th quarter, and to top it all off the defense played great too. Now all we have to do is play our game, come out strong and stay strong, and close out the series.
Lebron scored 15 points, 3 of his 4 worst playoff games have come against the Celtics. He doesn't like playing us and nothing will make me happier than too see all his hype blow up in his face getting kicked out of the playoffs in the Second Round. If he keeps putting up stat sheats like last nights, the Knicks might not even want him.
Bruins play tonight in Filthadelphia. Time to close it out.
CAIRO - Police detained an American-Egyptian man who arrived in Cairo on a flight from New York with firearms in his luggage, airport officials said Wednesday.
The officials said the man was taken into custody as he tried to pass through customs with a metal box containing two 9 mm handguns, 250 bullets, several swords, daggers and knives.
The box had been checked and the contents were discovered during a routine inspection upon arrival on an Egypt Air flight from New York's JFK International Airport in Cairo, according to the officials. They said customs inspectors were then alerted and the man was detained.
He was only identified as a botany teacher.
The U.S. Transportation Security Administration confirmed the man had two firearms in the suitcase and ammunition.
The agency said in a statement Wednesday that transporting firearms in checked baggage within the U.S. is permitted if declared to the airline, but noted that other countries have different laws on the transportation and possession of firearms.
A police official confirmed the man was questioned by agents of the State Security Apparatus and the case had been turned over to prosecutors for further investigation.
All officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak to reporters.
Two guns, shitload of bullets,swords, daggers, and knives? Well that sounds about right when your traveling from NYC to Egypt. I mean shit, between the every day crook, the tourist thieves trying to steal your organs and lungs, and then the terrorists trying to hi-jack your shit and turn your body into an ashtray, i'd have to say this cat was just prepared for the jump off and was'nt taking any chances. I like that. And then you factor in the fact that this guy's a botany teacher. I mean come on now, dude was baked ripping tubes of the weed hes got growing in the back of the green house, started thinking about all the ways to become another obituary on an airplane, got paranoid, started freaking out, and grabbed every weapon he has ever owned just in case shit hit the fan. Guys got the same motta as me "If ya stay ready you ain't gotta get ready". Not saying im a total freak bringing weapons on a plane and shit, but I can see where the guy is coming from, and I mean really..its not like he had a bomb or anything.
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Monday, May 10, 2010
Fuck.
Tough loss tonight. 4 un-answered goals put the flyers on top in game five to make the once 3-0 series 3-2. The bruins dedicated the 40th anniversary of Bobby Orr's ridiculous game winner in the Stanley cup but apparently that wasn't enough motivation for the bruins tonight.
They didnt show up, from the beggining of the game it was said that which ever team was to come out on top would lead this game and the flyers came out on top in the first.
fuck this, i cant even finish this blog. watch the highlights yourself. such a letdown
An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire, after she saw him hug another woman. She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."
The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in 1 million Australian dollars ($711,000) of damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.
"She poses a substantial risk to others given her flagrant offending," Boord told the newspaper. Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court Friday. She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple's three children were at home during the incident.
This bitch is a complete PSYCHO! This is exactly why I don't want to get married and just fuck sluts all day everyday. Bitches be crazy. Let me get this straight, you set your husbands dick on fire because he hugged another women. Oh, and also, you wanted to set his penis on fire so "it belongs to me and no one else." How old are you? Because you acted in a way which shows me you have just graduated elementary school. Honestly bitch, your shit just don't add up. I got used to the fact people cheat when I was in High School. Get used to it, live life. If you roast his dog, it's gunna be all burnt up and dysfunctional and belong to nobody. Nobody likes their weiners cripsy burnt. And how exactly does this guy knock over the bottle of alcohol, causing his own demise? Just about everything that could go wrong, went wrong. Poor guy didn't deserve any of it. Honestly buttercup, my own psychological evaluation of you is you're a desperate housewife cunt.
Time for our first installment of THINGS THAT MAKE ME TINGLE and today im tingling off of: Coffee and Cigarettes
Nothing says calm cool and composed like the face of a Man after enjoying a coffee and cigarette. You get your fix and then most likely it leads to taking a big fat dump and just sending you on your way to a productive and succesful day. So cheers to you coffee and cigarettes, you make me tingle.
Who else, is willing to throw himself upon the bitch, just so his buddy can hook up with a chick with huge fake tits? Who else, will dance with a beast so hideous that no amount of liquor will erase his memory?
THE WINGMAN!
A WINGMAN... with the right amount of alcohol, will recklessly chat up a behemoth of a women twice his size and half his intellect, fully knowing there is no way in hell that the night will end well. You know you’ll never be able to successfully talk to the hot chick across the bar without proper cover, and this is where the wingman comes into play. The wingman will distract all cock-blocks, and hopefully allow his boy to bomb his target back to his bedroom.
Some terms to know before going out:
Betty – another name for the hot chick (Bombshell).
Liquid courage – The flight leader should buy his wingman a shot prior to a mission.
In-flight refuelling – when a wingman orders multiple shots to help him complete his mission.
Shoot and scoot – an attempt to distract the cock block and get out with the betty.
Yank and bank – an attempt to take the betty away from the wingman and cock-block for some one-on-one time.
Budwieser is my Beer when I hit the bar, a nice cold Bud ..not budlight fags.. in a glass bottle..mm
So last night was thirsty thursday and I wanted to get fucked up, my boy came over and Brought some Ice cold Budwieser Slammers ( 1 pint ) in the bottle, Crushed EM. So then we fucked up and went and got rolling rock, which i think are still in my fridge..
Ok but who gives a fuck, I then Bought a 30-Budwieser..cans.. and fuck its not the same..or is it
Budwieser Bottles or Cans.. I just cant fucking decide...
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) — The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
My boy Jesus Christ just minding his own business going for a stroll and Bam! 20 year-old Brittany Cantarella blows through the crosswalk like a bat out of hell on a mission from Satan and totally blasts LJC getting him all facialized and shit. Can't say I blame the chick though ya know probably just trying to get her 15 minutes of fame, and it worked too, because before today I had no idea who the little devil woman was. But my real question of this story is, was this Jesus freak (literally and figuratively) born with this odd-ball name or did he he have it changed. Either way it's a pretty ballsy move and I kind of hate it but kind of like it at the same time. I wonder if it gets him laid.
Man the least you could do if your rocking 3 legs and 7 toes on one foot is take a fucking shower and clean yourself up kid. Put on some pants too I can see your bald man vagina.
The Boston Bruins play in Game 4 of the Stanly Cup Semi Finals tonight at 7pm at the Whcocksucker center in Philadelphia. The B's lead the series 3-0 and are coming into this game hot off Wednesdays 4-1 W.
The bruins will be skating without David Kreijc for the rest of the season due to some sort of injury to his arm. Kreijc was hit at 5:40 into the first period of Wednesday nights game at open ice by the Flyers Mike Richards. Adam McQuaid will also not be playing tonight after making a check early in game 3, leaving the ice, and not returning after walking down the tunnel.
Claude-Julienne About his Teams Injury's: ""It was certainly a big test for us,"You understand the intensity of those playoff games. For us to keep as many guys as fresh as we could was a huge task. I thought our guys did a great job in the third period, probably the most important period of this series so far, as far as I was able to utilize the whole bench and it was every body's responsibility to do the job." Open ice hits, end to end one man goals and the days of Wayne Gretzky and all the old-time bad-ass mother-fuckers are a thing of the past when you talk modern hockey. Yes, big hits are a major momentum factor exxpecially in the play-offs but the game has become technical with small saucer passes, quick sticks unbelievable saves not only by Boston's freshman TUUKK RASK, but by all of the goalies currently playing in this play-off. Well one exception, The Pittsburgh Penguins goalie flury is a total pussy. Fuck the Penguins... .....The Penguins lost last night, to make it a 2-2 series against the Montreal Canadiens..HAB-solutly...Provided Boston closes this series out, they will play the winner of that series..Die Penguins Die.
Miroslav Satan has 3 goals and 2 assists for a total of 5 points this series, the series leader. Tuukka is keeping a steady .928 Save Percentage with a 2.17 GAA..
HERE WE GO BRUINS HERE WE GO!!
THE CELTICS
The celts bring the series back to Boston after winning one, and losing one in Cleavland to make it a 1-1 series. Rajon Rondo has 13 points and ties a franchise playoffs record with a career-high 19 assists. I see my self as a little bit like rondo, if your not going to make the buckets, pass the ball, make a good play so the team is still getting buckets..Someones gotta pass the ball right?
What a match up these two teams always are, fucking lebrons "elbow hurts", wtf is that shit mother fucker pretty much getting 30+ points and 10+ assists every game, fuck he does better with that shit. fuck outta here.
BTW.. Danny Ainge just got fined 25k for causing a "distraction to a detrimental game" with 2 minutes left in the 3 quarter of game 3.
Tonight at 7pm, they Celtics will play in Boston, their first home game of the series. The Celtics may be old, but we keep the faith here in Boston, Gar nett is cleared to go for the game tonight and says he is well rested. Pierce and his teammates should know, since the champions once-removed have undergone the transformation from being the team to beat to a team that continues to impress the longer it hangs around.
The Celtics went 25-25 since Christmas in the regular season, not that they have something to prove but they for sure got something brewing in their pot..ha pot.
GO CELTS!
Red Sox play tonight, butt they have 100+ games to go, they play the yanks this weekend! WHOOOOOOOOOO YA GOT?
The bright light emitted by an iPad could give some people reading before bedtime a bout of insomnia, researchers suggest.
This is because the iPad uses a back-lit display rather than the "e-paper" found in other popular e-readers such as the Kindle that mimic the printed, duller page by reflecting light from elsewhere.
"If you're using a Kindle — which doesn’t use a significant light source — that may potentially have less of an impact compared to a device like a laptop or an iPad with more significant light exposure," said Alon Avidan, a neurologist and associate director of the Sleep Disorders Center at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).
Sleep researchers have long known that light inhibits the release of melatonin, a hormone that settles the body into sleep mode toward evening time. "Melatonin is pro-sleep," said Frisca Yan-Go, director of the UCLA Sleep Disorders Center.
Any artificial light source at night, whether it be from a television or a bedside lamp, can mess with the body's melatonin production, Yan-Go said, which rises when darkness falls, then tapers off toward morning as part of a natural cycle called the Circadian rhythm.
According to Yan-Go and other sleep researchers, the reason for concern with the iPad over other forms of late-night light is that readers hold the device relatively close to their face. In theory, this could mean that the iPad affects the body's melatonin cycle more than watching late-night reruns on a television that is clear across the room, Yan-Go said.
And this ladies and gentlemen is exactly why I do all my blogging from a type writer. Now I know what your thinking "how do you blog from a typewriter? they dont even have the internet?" Well Shutup geek squad I got it figured out so just read my shit and shut the fuck up. Back to the matter at hand, You think I can pour out straight genious thoughts all day long 24/7 if I got an Ipad's bright light fucking up all my melatonin levels, answer, no, I can't. I keep my melatonin levels in check. So I do it like I do everything else. Old school. Right now im blogging on my typewriter, rocking my Larry Bird Jersey and just got done fueling up my reebok pumps son. Im all over this shit got the crank radio blasting Roy Orbison in the background and everything. Gotta wrap this blog up right now actually and do some laundry on the washboard so i got some fresh gear for the weekend ya dig.
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Thursday, May 6, 2010
"Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly $1050 rent on a serviced inner-Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told today.
The court was told the girl made $4500 for having sex with five middle-aged men in June last year.
Gander and his girlfriend used the money for living expenses and paid the girl nothing except for the occasional box of chicken nuggets."
Word. I mean, i ussually dont pay for my dick to be sucked but if i can run over to Mcdonalds or burger king, grab a 5 pack of nugzz for a dollar from the dollar menu and get bottomless blow-jobs all night...screw coffee,cigs,and jackin off..i got a new habbit!
On the last day of classes at Reed College, the prestigious, small, liberal-arts school in Portland, Ore., placards go up on the borders of campus, announcing to outsiders that for the next two days, the general public is not welcome here. That's to allow "Reedies" (and their invited guests) to celebrate in private the end of their notoriously rigorous classes by blowing off steam at the college's annual "Renn Fayre" event, held this past weekend. It's a hedonistic display of shiny spandex costumes, glitter, painted breasts, lube wrestling, over-the-top public makeout sessions, neon, theses torched in a giant bonfire outside Hauser Library, fireworks, and screaming that can be heard from blocks away.
Think of Renn Fayre as higher education's Burning Man; or Woodstock, without the legendary rock acts. It's a raucous, raging outdoor party, replete with current and former students hoisting one another upon their shoulders and tackling their giggling classmates to the champagne-soaked turf.
And it's no fun sober. To be a teetotaling bystander among the blotto masses at Renn Fayre is to feel like one of those kids lining the walls at the junior-high dance, desperate to exude that "I am having a fantastic time" expression that only looks authentic if you are actually having a fantastic time.
That's why some Reedies are less than stoked about U.S. Attorney Dwight Holton's best effort to clamp down on drug use at the affair, a case made so forcefully in a recent meeting with Reed president Colin Diver that it left Diver wondering whether he might wind up in jail, prosecuted under a federal statute that was enacted by Congress to stiffen penalties on the proprietors of crack houses.
Yes, crack houses. Holton did not actually threaten to lock Diver up. But he did end a meeting that he insists was more about "What can we do to help?" by referencing the statute, which carries a 20-year prison sentence and a $500,000 fine. And when pressed, Holton says he could actually imagine using it, if the college knowingly allowed the kind of open-air drug peddling and usage around which Renn Fayre is long rumored to revolve. "I don't lose any sleep whatsoever at the prospect that I'm going to end up in jail or with a $500,000 fine," Diver told NEWSWEEK. "But it would really, really be unpleasant if either I or the board of trustees were hauled into court on an investigation into whether we were running a crack house. This would not be fun."
Renn Fayre eh? Crack Houses eh? Champagne soaked turf with chicks and drugs eh? Sounds like im taking to a trip to Oregon boys and girls. Asa ama Lanka, sayonara, goodbye and cya fucking later. I mean dont get me wrong I love Mission Hill and drinking beers in my yard watching the cops drive by every 15 minutes but really, i will fucking hitch hike all the way across the United States with my dick tied behind my back if i knew it was gonna get me to the majical and mysterious place of serenity known as Renn Fayre. Shit, if I have a daughter im gonna name her Renn Fayre, it would go along perfect with her brother Stimpy Fayre. I even heard that the place is so magical that when Renn fayre is over all the students just hop on their pet unicorns and fly away to a place of peacfulness kinda like in the movie Avatar..... but not as gay.
WHAT! The fuck is this SHYT. The Male Center?, in my city, fucking bullshit get that outta this hood kid. I was driving the other day and saw this and immediately thought, gay rainbow, Province town homo's gay sex. What is this even for, like u go in there and coffess your gay..what?
"yea uh, Hi my names Jeffrey..yea i suck cock"
--HIII JEFFREYY, We suck cock too!
"I've known Ive been gay since like, this one time i hid in my shed and jacked off with my oldest neighbor, he he, hes gay too.. but anywhoo..silly sally i miss him, My father hates me, he used to beat me cause i am gay but he'd would get SOO mad at me cause the more he slapped me in the ass, the like, gayer i like got.. i was all..Oh Em gee, and he was all like.. DIE HOMO DIE. " " well Jeffrey where glad you came "
Is that how that shit works, cause that's how I see it working. All for fuckin this place up say I..
On any other day at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill, Daniel Galli and his four friends would not even be noticed for wearing T-shirts with the American flag. But Cinco de Mayo is not any typical day especially on a campus with a large Mexican American student population.
Galli says he and his friends were sitting at a table during brunch break when the vice principal asked two of the boys to remove American flag bandannas that they wearing on their heads and for the others to turn their American flag T-shirts inside out. When they refused, the boys were ordered to go to the principal's office.
"They said we could wear it on any other day," Daniel Galli said, "but today is sensitive to Mexican-Americans because it's supposed to be their holiday so we were not allowed to wear it today."
The boys said the administrators called their T-shirts "incendiary" that would lead to fights on campus.
"They said if we tried to go back to class with our shirts not taken off, they said it was defiance and we would get suspended," Dominic Maciel, Galli's friend, said.
The boys really had no choice, and went home to avoid suspension. They say they're angry they were not allowed to express their American pride. Their parents are just as upset, calling what happened to their children, "total nonsense."
"I think it's absolutely ridiculous," Julie Fagerstrom, Maciel's mom, said. "All they were doing was displaying their patriotic nature. They're expressing their individuality."
But to many Mexican-American students at Live Oak, this was a big deal. They say they were offended by the five boys and others for wearing American colors on a Mexican holiday.
"I think they should apologize cause it is a Mexican Heritage Day," Annicia Nunez, a Live Oak High student, said. "We don't deserve to be get disrespected like that. We wouldn't do that on Fourth of July."
As for an apology, the boys and their families say, 'fat chance.'
Ohhh America, The Land Of The Free. Freedom for teachers to make kids take off shirts of the american flag....in America. I wonder what was really going through these teachers heads. Like its cinco de mayo man, nobody really cares about it that much, its just an excuse to get drunk off margaritas and wear sombreros. Dont get me wrong, I like Mexicans, I embrace the holiday so much that I even left a tip at taco bell yesterday (even though I think the asshole behind the counter was Guatemalan but the point is I payed my respects). But you cant get caught up in all the little bullshit like some 15 year old honkeys rocking their national pride all up in a punta's face, because thats just whats gonna go down on a holiday like that. I mean like im pretty sure there was even some broke ass beaners wearing american flag shirts yesterday too but nobody is giving them any shit, because its just how they roll ya know.
A body lay undiscovered under a sofa in a sheltered flat in Bristol for nearly 10 years, an inquest has heard. The dead man, Dennis Pring, had been living with city council tenant Alan Derrick, who has learning difficulties. The inquest heard Mr Derrick did not want to tell the authorities that Mr Pring, 73, had died because he was worried he would be evicted. The coroner recorded an open verdict into Mr Pring's death at the hearing in Flax Bourton, near Bristol. Mr Pring is believed to have died at some point between April and June 1998.
A year after the death, a mobile council warden was called to inspect the flat after complaints of a terrible smell. Sandra Wedlock put the source of the smell that neighbors had complained about down to an overflowing toilet and no further action was taken by the council. Mr Pring's skeleton was finally discovered by council cleaning staff in 2008 after Mr Derrick moved out of the property. No criminal charges were brought against Mr Derrick.
Holy shit. How do you not realize the dead guy is missing for 10 years? This other guy must have had no other friends because how can you not notice that raunchy stink. Like, I'm pretty sure if you're at your friends house, you would notice a decomposing human under the couch. Dude probably smelled like burnt hair with baby poop diahrea. I mean I guess after a year, 1999 rolled around, and you just got a pile of bones. I understand this guy is mentally challenged but, CMON! That's fucking disgusting. Even retards know you get buried in the ground. My apartment is dirty and full of dieseases to the point where I might as well live outside but, if there was a dead guy in my living room, he's getting kicked to the curb. I would get him the fuck out and hand santizer the shit out of myself.
"ROCK HILL, S.C. - Why did the emu cross the street? To get away from the South Carolina police officers, animal control officers and people chasing it in Rock Hill. The Herald of Rock Hill reported the 6-foot bird ran 10 blocks through the city Tuesday, chased by as many as 50 people. Seventy-year-old Bobby Mangrum managed to capture the bird with a fishing net and managed to tie the animal's sharp feet.
Mangrum owns two emus along with llamas and goats and took the big bird home with him while police try to figure out where the bird came from.
Police Lt. Joe Johnson said he wasn't sure how he would phrase his report, saying the animal didn't appear to break any laws, except perhaps running from police."
Jesus Fuck, if i stumbled outside my apartment one afternoon all hung over, the sun beats in your eyes and you just give the world like, "uh fuck my life right now", and then you see a 6-foot emu trotting down the street like its sesame street, followed by 50 random people and a EMU farmer, ..btw..how do you become an EMU farmer, i have wet dreams about that shit.. hung over stampeed, FUCKED, south carolina just got a new game, the annual try and catch the EMU with 50 + people while they all look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob...game. instead of dunk hunt its the, "special need emu hunt". E-mail us! @ riotmissionhill@gmail.com
The Boston Bruins won in regulation tonight to gain an outstanding lead in the series versus the filth-a-douche-bag-flyers in a 4-1 game in favor of the bruins. After the first period the flyers took an early lead of 1-0 with home ice advantage. In the second blake wheeler was clutch for the bruins scoring making it a tied game. FUCK YEA. One minute later by satin who deserved another goal this series, squeaks one just by Boucher glove to make it a 2-1 game in favor of the Boston bruins. Then a clutch goal by Marc Recchi a former player of the flyers, scores to make the game 3-1 in the third. Bruins go on to get an empty netter by bergeron to win it 4-1 and go up 3-0 in the series
the B's play again friday night in phili in game four of the Semi-Finals.
fuck yea, the fuckin bruins win it to make it fuckin game 3-0 and fuckin right. im fuckin shitfaced right now and im just gunna fuckin rant n riot til the sun comes up or until i pass the eff out from drinkin to god dam much. fuckin right.
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Police in Columbus are looking for a man they say robbed a bank near downtown, then handed two $100 bills to passers-by as he ran away. FBI Special Agent Harry Trombitas said the man robbed a Huntington Bank branch early Monday afternoon after showing a teller a gun in his waistband. Trombitas said the man was running up the street when he encountered a mother and daughter window-shopping.
The robber stopped and gave them each a $100 bill, assured them it was real, then kept running.
Trombitas said the mother and daughter from the Cleveland area were in town for a visit to Ohio State.
They took the money to the nearest bank which turned out to be the Huntington branch that was just robbed, and there told police what happened.
So a guy robs a bank and while running down the street gives 2 dumb broads $200 just for being at the right place at the right time, and INSTEAD of having a blast going to a bar and getting nailed by every dude in sight like most girls do on vacation to Ohio, these dumb broads tell the police? Shoot me in the head right fucking now because Lord Mary I have seen it all. Im going to go out on a limb and say Officer Krupke probably laughed his dick off when these chicks told him that story and then pocketed the cash and hit the show n tell strip club bright and early for legs n eggs the next morning. Chicks were 100% stay at home house wives that dont earn money on their own, I bet if this bank robber gave them a frying pan and broom they would have known what to do with it.
BOSTON - Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick lifted a boil water order Tuesday morning for 2 million people in Boston area who were told their tap water could be unsafe after a crucial water main failed over the weekend.
Authorities said tests showed the water in 29 communities is now safe for drinking. Saugus is still under the order, pending test results expected early Tuesday.
Patrick had issued the order Saturday the 10-foot-wide pipe in Weston failed. Crews raced to repair the pipe, and authorities had been waiting for the results of water quality tests before lifting the order.
Thank Fucking God. I havent showered since friday, I have been brushing my teeth and rinsing with Dr. pepper, washing my hands with bleach, and overall my body was just went into decay mode as soon as I heard the "don't drink the water" news. I mean, im just not ready for a catastrophe like that. It was so bad I couldn't even blog about it until it was over. I mean I thought I could handle it, I straight up laughed in the face of water when I first heard the news, but slowly and surely...it broke me down. Friday night I got bombed, i mean like tanked. I drank for 13 hours straight which included about 7 jack n cokes, 8 beers, and then i got home at 2:30 and saw a keg in my kitchen with a crowd that wanted to party. I went to sleep about 8 beers later while I watched the sun rise and the beautiful sound of the morning birds chirping. Saturday I woke up around 1pm, smile on my face and ready to go ready to start drinking some more. I showered up, got in touch with people with a common interest and we began our Saturday. I cracked a wachusett at 3pm and was notified "Dont Drink The Water", I recieved more texts about this than I recieved on my birthday, Christmas, and when my balls dropped combined. "HAH" i said, "HAH! Fuck water! you see how much booze I have bro?!? Water can suck my liver's dick!" Needless to say I had an awesome saturday night which faded into a blackout sunday morning on a hammock in southie. I was in all my "water is for pussies Glory" feeling like a million bucks. And then I woke up. The drought was still in affect and I was awake. I was scared, malnourished, weak, and more than anything I was thirsty as Fuck for a glass of water. "Oh man oh man I want some H20, ouchhh, ssss, ouuucchhh". This shit was in affect and I wasn't ready. I don't boil water, thats just not my style. I went to the store, reached for the last package of Poland Spring and got pushed out of the fucking way by 3 teenage Puerto Rican kids who I was 100% not about to fuck around with. Mother fucker's were wearing gym shorts and looked dead ass serious about quenching their thirst. So I was fucked. I mean I woke up on a kitchen floor and just demolished my liver for 24 out of the past 33 hours for Christ's sake. God hit me with this drought for all the bad shit I had ever done and was intent on making me suffer. Throughout Sunday I: fainted twice, cryed thrice, puked up alcohol once, puked up blood once, and had the shakes for 13 hours straight. How many more days could I last I thought. I had to persevere. Monday. After waking up in my own piss due to night terror's and being too weak to control my bodily functions, I checked the news...."Dont Drink The Water". OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN! I threw the biggest temper tantrum a grown man has ever had. The neighbors heard. Little kids were laughing at me. Dogs started barking. Swamp ass set in. My feet got cold. It was going to be a rough day. I became a religous man. I prayed to every God I have ever heard of. I called and apologized to every person i have ever been mean too. I bought herpacil for every unsuspecting girl I hurt. I was on a mission to Right my Wrongs and earn back God's respect by the end of the day. Maybe you could call it a mission from God. Well today I woke up, guess what mother fucker....the water's clean. Im back Bitch. Everyone knows that What Dont Kill ya Makes Ya More Strong AND I AM A FUCKING BEAST SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT!
PHILADELPHIA - A police officer used a Taser gun to apprehend a fan who ran onto the field during a Phillies game Monday night, and the team and the police are investigating whether it was an appropriate use of force.
The fan, wearing a baseball cap, red T-shirt and khaki shorts, hopped a fence and scurried around the outfield, eluding two security officers in the bottom of the eighth inning against the St. Louis Cardinals. One officer used a Taser and the fan went down in a heap. Several Phillies placed gloves over their faces and appeared to be stifling laughter at the wild scene.
Phillies spokeswomen Bonnie Clark said the police department is investigating the matter and discussing with the team whether using the stun gun was appropriate.
Police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore told The Philadelphia Inquirer police internal affairs will open an investigation to determine if the firing “was proper use of the equipment.”
Vanore was not made available to The Associated Press when a call was placed to the police department’s public affairs office late Monday night.
The teams said it’s the first time a Taser has been used by police to apprehend a spectator who ran onto the field.
The fan was 17-year-old male and he will be charged with criminal trespass and related offenses, the team said. The Phillies did not release his name because he is a juvenile.
Ahh its a classic story, it really is. Little guy looking for his 15 minutes of fame and BANG, you just got blasted by a stun gun in front of 20,000 people and now your on youtube. I mean did this kid think he was gonna get an easy escape, everyone knows you are getting taken down hard when you pull a stunt like this. No pain no gain though baby. You do the crime you do the time. An eye for an eye. Its a dog eat dog world out there. Nice guys finish last, and don't cry over spilt milk ya know. And honestly if this kid is from Philly, do you really think it's his first time being tasered in public. I think not. I would post a video of this but im so quick to get on the horn with this story that there isnt a worthy video to post yet, just a bunch of shitty ones from the stands...so ill just post one of how we handle this bullshit in Boston.
When i was in 15 playing for the highschool basketball team I got hurt in practice. I told my dad that my elbow hurt and i wasn't sure if I would be able to play in the big game that night. My dad smacked me in the face, gave me a pack of smokes and told me to shut the fuck up. He was kind of like the bad kid's dad from that movie The Breakfast Club. Remember him... That night I scored 33 points and we won the game. I only played 12 minutes, and I didn't complain. Thats just how my family rolls. Apparently last night Lebron James should have gave my dad a phone call because the newly announced NBA MVP looked like a pussy and wasn't even the best player in the game. In the first 3 quarter's of last nights game Rajon Rondo had more assist's than Lebron had points (19-12) and the game entered the 4th quarter with the tired old Celtics kicking the shit out of the "best team in the league" by a commanding 23 points. Suck on that "chosen One". This series has taken on a whole new shape with Monday nights beatdown and the series headed back to the TD Garden. The Cav's are no longer the dominant favored team and this rivalry has gotten its physicality back when that ANIMAL Kendrick Perkins gave a nice elbow shot to the 6'11" carrot top salad head Anderson Varejao. This is what playoff basketball is all about and im not a betting man but i got 100 bucks on the old dog's from Boston pulling this out and the LBJ camp creating a lot of excuses about a sore elbow. Crybaby. You wanna be a champion Lebron? Well then welcome to Boston Mother Fucker.
BELLEVIEW, Fla. – Authorities said a central Florida man took one last swig of alcohol while waiting to take a sobriety test. Marion County Sheriff's deputies stopped 61-year-old Dana Seaman after noticing his car swerve three times. Seaman said he'd been drinking and agreed to a sobriety test. But first, Deputy Eric Larson said he watched Seaman drink from a cup and toss it under the passenger seat. According to a police report, the cup smelled strongly of alcohol.
Seaman refused a breath test. He has been charged with DUI.
Dana Seaman?! The whole reason this guy is drinking and driving is because he's depressed about his name. Anyway, hell yeah Seaman, pound em! I mean you get pulled over, you gotta hide the alcohol somewhere, ya know? Seaman, I go boozecruzin all the time so take my advice, you gotta chug it down before you get pulled over. It's that simple.
I just spotted this guy in the post office. Awesome threads man. This guy really pulls off the tiger tail look. I was going to get one but after seeing this guy maybe I'll just wait until another lifetime to rock one out. I think he was sending a letter to Alice in Wonderland.
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The Bruins struck first Saturday afternoon with a 5-4 win over Philidelphia Flyers to take a 1-0 lead in the Semi-finals of the stanly cup play-off.
The bruins struck first holding onto the lead the entire length of the 60 minutes on ice at the TD Banknorth Garden. Marc Savard played an average of 3-5 minutes period in th first 3-periods of the game as he played over 6 minutes of the 12 minute over time. Neighborhood went wild after Savvy crank one from the top of the right face off circle to sneak over Boucher left shoulder directly top shelf into the night forcing the TD garden jump from their seats, bank of the glass and beat the shit out of any flyers fan in sight.
The Bruins Play monday, Tuesday, Friday this week with Monday In Boston, Tuesday and Friday they will play in Filth-a-Delphia
