"ROCK HILL, S.C. - Why did the emu cross the street? To get away from the South Carolina police officers, animal control officers and people chasing it in Rock Hill. The Herald of Rock Hill reported the 6-foot bird ran 10 blocks through the city Tuesday, chased by as many as 50 people. Seventy-year-old Bobby Mangrum managed to capture the bird with a fishing net and managed to tie the animal's sharp feet.
Mangrum owns two emus along with llamas and goats and took the big bird home with him while police try to figure out where the bird came from.
Police Lt. Joe Johnson said he wasn't sure how he would phrase his report, saying the animal didn't appear to break any laws, except perhaps running from police."
Jesus Fuck, if i stumbled outside my apartment one afternoon all hung over, the sun beats in your eyes and you just give the world like, "uh fuck my life right now", and then you see a 6-foot emu trotting down the street like its sesame street, followed by 50 random people and a EMU farmer,
..btw..how do you become an EMU farmer, i have wet dreams about that shit.. hung over stampeed, FUCKED, south carolina just got a new game, the annual try and catch the EMU with 50 + people while they all look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob...game. instead of dunk hunt its the, "special need emu hunt". E-mail us! @ riotmissionhill@gmail.com
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