Who else, is willing to throw himself upon the bitch, just so his buddy can hook up with a chick with huge fake tits? Who else, will dance with a beast so hideous that no amount of liquor will erase his memory?
THE WINGMAN!
A WINGMAN...
with the right amount of alcohol, will recklessly chat up a behemoth of a women twice his size and half his intellect, fully knowing there is no way in hell that the night will end well.
You know you’ll never be able to successfully talk to the hot chick across the bar without proper cover, and this is where the wingman comes into play. The wingman will distract all cock-blocks, and hopefully allow his boy to bomb his target back to his bedroom.
Some terms to know before going out:
Betty – another name for the hot chick (Bombshell).
Liquid courage – The flight leader should buy his wingman a shot prior to a mission.
In-flight refuelling – when a wingman orders multiple shots to help him complete his mission.
Shoot and scoot – an attempt to distract the cock block and get out with the betty.
Yank and bank – an attempt to take the betty away from the wingman and cock-block for some one-on-one time.
TGIF MUTHAFUCKAS!
-Violent
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