Boozecruizin!!!

BELLEVIEW, Fla. – Authorities said a central Florida man took one last swig of alcohol while waiting to take a sobriety test. Marion County Sheriff's deputies stopped 61-year-old Dana Seaman after noticing his car swerve three times. Seaman said he'd been drinking and agreed to a sobriety test. But first, Deputy Eric Larson said he watched Seaman drink from a cup and toss it under the passenger seat. According to a police report, the cup smelled strongly of alcohol.

Seaman refused a breath test. He has been charged with DUI.


Dana Seaman?! The whole reason this guy is drinking and driving is because he's depressed about his name. Anyway, hell yeah Seaman, pound em! I mean you get pulled over, you gotta hide the alcohol somewhere, ya know? Seaman, I go boozecruzin all the time so take my advice, you gotta chug it down before you get pulled over. It's that simple.



-violent
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