COLUMBUS, Ohio - Police in Columbus are looking for a man they say robbed a bank near downtown, then handed two $100 bills to passers-by as he ran away. FBI Special Agent Harry Trombitas said the man robbed a Huntington Bank branch early Monday afternoon after showing a teller a gun in his waistband. Trombitas said the man was running up the street when he encountered a mother and daughter window-shopping.
The robber stopped and gave them each a $100 bill, assured them it was real, then kept running.
Trombitas said the mother and daughter from the Cleveland area were in town for a visit to Ohio State.
They took the money to the nearest bank which turned out to be the Huntington branch that was just robbed, and there told police what happened.
So a guy robs a bank and while running down the street gives 2 dumb broads $200 just for being at the right place at the right time, and INSTEAD of having a blast going to a bar and getting nailed by every dude in sight like most girls do on vacation to Ohio, these dumb broads tell the police? Shoot me in the head right fucking now because Lord Mary I have seen it all. Im going to go out on a limb and say Officer Krupke probably laughed his dick off when these chicks told him that story and then pocketed the cash and hit the show n tell strip club bright and early for legs n eggs the next morning. Chicks were 100% stay at home house wives that dont earn money on their own, I bet if this bank robber gave them a frying pan and broom they would have known what to do with it.
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