Showing posts with label The Bruins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Bruins. Show all posts

Monday, May 3, 2010


The Bruins struck first Saturday afternoon with a 5-4 win over Philidelphia Flyers to take a 1-0 lead in the Semi-finals of the stanly cup play-off.

The bruins struck first holding onto the lead the entire length of the 60 minutes on ice at the TD Banknorth Garden. Marc Savard played an average of 3-5 minutes period in th first 3-periods of the game as he played over 6 minutes of the 12 minute over time. Neighborhood went wild after Savvy crank one from the top of the right face off circle to sneak over Boucher left shoulder directly top shelf into the night forcing the TD garden jump from their seats, bank of the glass and beat the shit out of any flyers fan in sight.

The Bruins Play monday, Tuesday, Friday this week with Monday In Boston, Tuesday and Friday they will play in Filth-a-Delphia

Go B's



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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Shove them Wings Up your Ass Buffalo, THE BRUINS WIN


"I let them get that first goal to easy in a couple of games", Tuukka said in his post-game interview.





The bruins Clinched the first round of the NHL Stanley Cup Play-offs last night at home for the first time since a playoff series back in May 1999. Vanek was the Sabres' leading scorer in the regular season, with 25 goals and 28 assists. It's the first time Boston has won playoff series in consecutive years since 1991-92. Recchi recorded his 75th career playoff assist. Kaleta and Gerbe each scored his first career playoff goal.

The Bruins took an early goal to contain the lead in the first. Mark Recchi had a goal and an assist, and Miroslav Satan also scored for the Bruins.

TUUKKA RASK
beat out starting bruins goalie, and olympic backup goalie Tim Thomas late in the regular season and has continued his "calm-cool-and-collective" sense between the pipes this entire post season. TUUKKA had a .900 save percentage last night ingame six to beat out U.S. Olypic starting goalie, Ryan Miller.

The B's Gained 2-no lead in the second as the sabres made the game 2-1 and again we had a hockey game. Going into the third, the game at 2-1 in favor of the Boston Bruins, the B's score once again to make the game 3-1 in favor of the bruins. The sabres begin to panic and with 2:47 second left to go in the third the sabres net was empty and Ryan Miller, Olympic All-Star, was on the bench.

With a sore left Ankle, Vanek and the Buffalo Sabres showed a last bit of life as they scored a 3rd goal to make a nail bitting hockey game with 1:57 left to go in the third. Score at 4-3. The Sabres net was empty until the arena was littered with flying yellow towels and violent Bruins fans going ape shit on any Sabres fan with in their sight of view.

The Bruins will play Philadelphia if Montreal beats Washington in Game 7 on Wednesday night, or Pittsburgh if the Capitals beat the Canadiens in the only Eastern Conference series still in doubt.

Lindy Ruff went home and cried like a little bitch at his mothers grave while Ryan Miller bought the first hooker he found on the street and even she would'nt do him because he was a sabres-you're in boston BrA. Vanek went home and broke his ankle completly, kennedy took his attitude and took it back to pee-wee hockey where he belongs and matador went back to hollywood to meet up with Lindsey Lohan.





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Monday, April 26, 2010

Funny Jokes of the Day..

An Elephant stepped on a grape..

---- It wined a little


What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

----If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.


What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

-- The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out



My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day when she looked at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I fucked her in the ass, pulled out, and came all over her face and hair.

I guess we don't watch the same movies




I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.>--- Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night.
It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.


AND the best one of the DAY!

A little boy wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into his parents room and sees them having sex. The little boy, traumatized, runs out of the room crying. "You should go check on him, thats really going to be something you need to explain," said the mother. The father laughed it off with a traditional "he will get over it," and continued to chuckle about the whole situation.
After some additional prodding from the mother the father agrees to go talk to the little boy. As he is walking down the hallway to his sons room he hears an empty thumping sound coming from his sons room. Thump - Thump - squish - Thump- Thump The father, very confused, slams the door open and sees his son balls deep, pounding the shit out of his grandmothers asshole. Just really going to town on it.
The father screams "What the hell are you doing?" The boy replies, "It's not so funny when its your mom, is it?"

BOOOOOYA

GO FUCKIN BRUINS
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Bruins Fight in Stands

BRING IT BACK



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B's Back in Boston for game 6.


The bruins play back in boston tonight for game 6 of the first round in the fight to the Stanly Cup. After winning three games straight, the B's lost friday night 4-1 after playing their worst game so far this post season.

Changes in each teams line up will alter the intensity of the game tonight with the smell of Marc Savard possibly coming back for game six tonight, Milan lucic and Marco Sturm, Both have been very cold this post season, Move from the top two left wings on the team to rotating lines as claude Julien tries to get every bit of offense sqweezed out of them. Combined, the two have had 20 shots on goal, 0 goals and 0 assist in the last five post-season games. Not cool, Lucic, although he has fought some this post season, he has steadily lost his reputation of a bad ass and just become a little pansy, whats up with that?

The B's Must come out on their toes tonight, sharp and ready to go. They also need to "Man-up", take big hits and give big hits, its the name of the game. They need to skate hard, in game 5, the b's were outskated, out shot and out hit.

First five games the Sabres struck first, tonight, in boston, the Bruins attack..


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Thursday, April 22, 2010

B's lead series 3-1, Back to Buffalo

WOW, what show the bruins put on last night. Seems to be the B's need something to play for in the post-season. Since game 2, the sabres have scored right off the bat in the first to catch an early lead, but each game, much like last night, the bruins erase the deficit. A quick goal from Kennedy in the first followed by a lousy goal by cock sucker Steve Montador put the bruins down 2 after 2.

Rask made 9 saves in the third period along with a power play goal from David Krejic and a goal line shot by Patrice Bergeron. This tied the game up and the TD Garden was-a-rumbling.

OT - 23 saves for rask, 23 saves for miller going into OT.

The Bruins’ Tuukka Rask and the Sabres’ Ryan Miller were like two masked men in an old western movie, trading shots –- saves in this case –- on some dirt road in the middle of a showdown. Both were tremendous in overtime.



Miroslav Satan scored a power-play goal at 7:41 of the second OT to give Boston the victory over Buffalo. The Bruins lead the series 3-1.
“I saw him coming out and made a move to the side, then I had an empty net,” said Satan. “It was great. It was a tough game, a long game. It’s finally over and we have a 3-1 lead.”

The Bruins go back to Buffalo Friday for game five of the Series, A win Friday will seal the deal.

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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

B's Hit 'em Hard, Take 2-1 Series Lead

With Many goals kicked into his own goal Dennis Wideman finally put one in the right net last night to tie the sabres mid-period. Potential, "Rookie-of-the-year" (should be tuukka Rask) Matt Ellis, got absolutely ROCKED by Johnny Boychuk to give the bruins Momentum in the 3rd. Ellis immediately went to the locker room but would return late in the game. Bergeron and Recchi have been two of the most consistent Bruins in this question mark of a season that’s seen more down performers than up. No surprise, then, that the two connected — Bergeron, serving as the high guy on the play, slammed a one-timer between Miller’s once-magic pads — for the goal that gave the Bruins a 2-1 lead in the series.


The Bruins Play again Wednesday night at 7 PM, In Boston at the TD Banknorth Garden.