Bad Ass Of The Week

The blogs have been slow I know, I have been busy. Shut Up.
BUT beginning today is a new installment. It will be about courage, strength, the ability to persevere through life's struggles while maintaining the fact that you are a total bad ass and fuck shit up on your warpath through life, like a tiger shark destroying everything in its way, letting everyone in your way know you are the one in charge, the bad ass. It will be about someone that portrays all these attributes on a grand scale and does it well.
Today's Bad Ass is, Barry Melrose.



The hair, the suits and the tell it like it is mentality of this man speaks volumes.
He began his hockey career in 1974 with the Kamloops Chiefs of the WCHL playing a position only fitting for a free soul like his, Defenceman. In 1993 as a coach he took the LA Kings to a Stanley Cup final, but his loss to the Montreal Canadians has left him hungry for more and a thirst for life.




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Celtics 120 Cavaliers 88

God I love it. I loved every part of the game. Ray is nailing 3's like their going out of style, KG is hitting shots all over the perimeter, Pierce has found his stroke, Rondo is MVP of the series, and Big Baby looked like a clutch player of the future sinking big shots in the 4th quarter, and to top it all off the defense played great too. Now all we have to do is play our game, come out strong and stay strong, and close out the series.

Lebron scored 15 points, 3 of his 4 worst playoff games have come against the Celtics. He doesn't like playing us and nothing will make me happier than too see all his hype blow up in his face getting kicked out of the playoffs in the Second Round. If he keeps putting up stat sheats like last nights, the Knicks might not even want him.

Bruins play tonight in Filthadelphia. Time to close it out.





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Botanist Packing Heat Coming Into Egypt

CAIRO - Police detained an American-Egyptian man who arrived in Cairo on a flight from New York with firearms in his luggage, airport officials said Wednesday.

The officials said the man was taken into custody as he tried to pass through customs with a metal box containing two 9 mm handguns, 250 bullets, several swords, daggers and knives.

The box had been checked and the contents were discovered during a routine inspection upon arrival on an Egypt Air flight from New York's JFK International Airport in Cairo, according to the officials. They said customs inspectors were then alerted and the man was detained.

He was only identified as a botany teacher.

The U.S. Transportation Security Administration confirmed the man had two firearms in the suitcase and ammunition.

The agency said in a statement Wednesday that transporting firearms in checked baggage within the U.S. is permitted if declared to the airline, but noted that other countries have different laws on the transportation and possession of firearms.

A police official confirmed the man was questioned by agents of the State Security Apparatus and the case had been turned over to prosecutors for further investigation.

All officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak to reporters.


Two guns, shitload of bullets,swords, daggers, and knives? Well that sounds about right when your traveling from NYC to Egypt. I mean shit, between the every day crook, the tourist thieves trying to steal your organs and lungs, and then the terrorists trying to hi-jack your shit and turn your body into an ashtray, i'd have to say this cat was just prepared for the jump off and was'nt taking any chances. I like that. And then you factor in the fact that this guy's a botany teacher. I mean come on now, dude was baked ripping tubes of the weed hes got growing in the back of the green house, started thinking about all the ways to become another obituary on an airplane, got paranoid, started freaking out, and grabbed every weapon he has ever owned just in case shit hit the fan. Guys got the same motta as me "If ya stay ready you ain't gotta get ready". Not saying im a total freak bringing weapons on a plane and shit, but I can see where the guy is coming from, and I mean really..its not like he had a bomb or anything.



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Fuck.

Tough loss tonight. 4 un-answered goals put the flyers on top in game five to make the once 3-0 series 3-2. The bruins dedicated the 40th anniversary of Bobby Orr's ridiculous game winner in the Stanley cup but apparently that wasn't enough motivation for the bruins tonight.

They didnt show up, from the beggining of the game it was said that which ever team was to come out on top would lead this game and the flyers came out on top in the first.

fuck this, i cant even finish this blog. watch the highlights yourself. such a letdown

buzz kill


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Spank Bank

Heidi Klum....She 100% makes me Klum all over myself






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Man Dies From Burning Off His Crabs

An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.

Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire, after she saw him hug another woman. She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.

Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."

The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in 1 million Australian dollars ($711,000) of damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.

"She poses a substantial risk to others given her flagrant offending," Boord told the newspaper. Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court Friday. She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple's three children were at home during the incident.

This bitch is a complete PSYCHO! This is exactly why I don't want to get married and just fuck sluts all day everyday. Bitches be crazy. Let me get this straight, you set your husbands dick on fire because he hugged another women. Oh, and also, you wanted to set his penis on fire so "it belongs to me and no one else."
How old are you? Because you acted in a way which shows me you have just graduated elementary school. Honestly bitch, your shit just don't add up. I got used to the fact people cheat when I was in High School. Get used to it, live life. If you roast his dog, it's gunna be all burnt up and dysfunctional and belong to nobody. Nobody likes their weiners cripsy burnt. And how exactly does this guy knock over the bottle of alcohol, causing his own demise? Just about everything that could go wrong, went wrong. Poor guy didn't deserve any of it. Honestly buttercup, my own psychological evaluation of you is you're a desperate housewife cunt.

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Things That Make Me Tingle

Time for our first installment of THINGS THAT MAKE ME TINGLE and today im tingling off of:
Coffee and Cigarettes


Nothing says calm cool and composed like the face of a Man after enjoying a coffee and cigarette. You get your fix and then most likely it leads to taking a big fat dump and just sending you on your way to a productive and succesful day. So cheers to you coffee and cigarettes, you make me tingle.






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In Preparing for Friday...

Who else, is willing to throw himself upon the bitch, just so his buddy can hook up with a chick with huge fake tits? Who else, will dance with a beast so hideous that no amount of liquor will erase his memory?

THE WINGMAN!

A WINGMAN...
with the right amount of alcohol, will recklessly chat up a behemoth of a women twice his size and half his intellect, fully knowing there is no way in hell that the night will end well.
You know you’ll never be able to successfully talk to the hot chick across the bar without proper cover, and this is where the wingman comes into play. The wingman will distract all cock-blocks, and hopefully allow his boy to bomb his target back to his bedroom.

Some terms to know before going out:

Betty – another name for the hot chick (Bombshell).

Liquid courage – The flight leader should buy his wingman a shot prior to a mission.

In-flight refuelling – when a wingman orders multiple shots to help him complete his mission.

Shoot and scoot – an attempt to distract the cock block and get out with the betty.

Yank and bank – an attempt to take the betty away from the wingman and cock-block for some one-on-one time.





TGIF MUTHAFUCKAS!

-Violent

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For the sake of arguement...

Budwieser is my Beer when I hit the bar, a nice cold Bud ..not budlight fags.. in a glass bottle..mm

So last night was thirsty thursday and I wanted to get fucked up, my boy came over and Brought some Ice cold Budwieser Slammers ( 1 pint ) in the bottle, Crushed EM. So then we fucked up and went and got rolling rock, which i think are still in my fridge..

Ok but who gives a fuck, I then Bought a 30-Budwieser..cans.. and fuck its not the same..or is it

Budwieser Bottles or Cans.. I just cant fucking decide...




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Jesus Christ Gets Creamed By A Car

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) — The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.


My boy Jesus Christ just minding his own business going for a stroll and Bam! 20 year-old Brittany Cantarella blows through the crosswalk like a bat out of hell on a mission from Satan and totally blasts LJC getting him all facialized and shit. Can't say I blame the chick though ya know probably just trying to get her 15 minutes of fame, and it worked too, because before today I had no idea who the little devil woman was. But my real question of this story is, was this Jesus freak (literally and figuratively) born with this odd-ball name or did he he have it changed. Either way it's a pretty ballsy move and I kind of hate it but kind of like it at the same time. I wonder if it gets him laid.




Scrlln

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